Today, in the annals of weird groceries, I bring you: "Okroshka," a 2-liter bottle of Ukrainian root beer from the "Kvas Monastyrskiy"! The label proudly proclaims "The Ancient Tradition."

The label is half in Cyrillic script and half in English. The English part informs me that this is a "Nonalkoholic [sic] beverage made from malt concentrate."